Written By: Samantha Matt
1. You have left the bar early on numerous occasions to get pizza before the pizza place you want to go to closes. Or just because you NEED. PIZZA. NOW.
2. When the pizza place is closed, you raid a convenience store and buy frozen pizzas and bags of chips. Actually, you do this regardless of the pizza place being closed or not. The more food the better. You can’t help yourself. You have no shame. The best part: You eat 1/4th, maybe, of what you buy. Wasting money: a drunk eater’s second favorite activaty.
3. Drunk sex does not happen with another person. It happens with food. Some people crave sex while drunk. You crave carbs. In fact, you’ve actually turned down sex for food while drunk. Vodka doesn’t make this girl horny, vodka makes this girl want mac and cheese. SORRY I CAN’T GO HOME WITH YOU. I’M GOING HOME WITH PIZZA. Don’t h8.
4. When people ask you to sleep over after a night out, you immediately panic because, like, will they have food? Will they even want to eat? You can’t go to bed without eating. That’s just not okay.
5. When you know you’re going to be sleeping somewhere else after a night of drinking, you bring snacks with you. And then you hide them from everyone. YOUR SNACKS. NOT THEIRS.
6. You have convinced yourself that if you don’t eat immediately after a night of drinking you will get super sick and have a horrible hangover the next day. Because it makes total sense that eating a box of Kraft mac and cheese with a slice of pizza and also some Chinese food won’t made you sick… Wait…
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