Written By: Jessica Booth
You can shop in the kids section for clothes, which is MUCH cheaper.
Yeah, people’s bodies are smushed in your face, but it’s also waaaay easier to squeeze through crowds when you’re tiny, so, worth it.
Wait, people have trouble finding leg room on buses and airplanes and trains? Never had that issue. #sorrynotsorry
Because of my height, people always assume I’m super innocent, so I can basically get away with anything. *evil laugh*
Also, I’ll always look younger than I am. That may be annoying now, but it won’t be when I’m 40.
I can fall asleep on any couch anywhere and be comfortable because I’ll always fit.
I generally don’t have to worry about hitting my head on anything, which is nice.
Skirts and dresses are never too short on me. And I can always get them hemmed if I need to. Score one for the short girl.
Short dudes automatically love me and it’s obviously super easy to date them. We make for a pretty adorable couple.
Oh, and if I ever want to be taller? All I need to do is put on a pair of good heels. Werk.
