GOVERNMENT WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU DON’T LIKE TO PARTY!

College students that have not yet joined the darkside, please do so now. If you don’t know what the darkside is, let me tell you… It is partying to the point of no return. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk, but very likely to hook up with another partygoer. But you wont remember anything in the morning, well, until the walk of shame… The highly anticipated Return of the Darkside hits Tucson September 19th. That means copious amounts of booze, babes, and blackouts! What more does a thirsty college student need? Oh wait, maybe cocaine and molly, but we can’t provide that. I want to see all college students blacking out with their Father’s, aka, Darth Mother Fucking Vader! Darth Vader highly encourages bad behavior. However, beware, the darkside is not for the faint of heart. May the force be with you my fellow college students! Here is Blacked Out Media’s promo video that might just make you wet…

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