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1. Don’t flirt with other girls.
If your girl is with you, don’t let her catch you looking at another girl. If you have a lazy eye, you better see a doctor so there is no confusion as to where you’re looking. Girls will bitch-slap you and the ho you rode in on, and don’t even try saying it’s your cousin or some shit
2. Don’t be jealous of her guy friends.
Your girl should be able to have guy friends. Just because you know these guys are still fighting to get out of the friend zone is no reason to be all controlling. No one wants that. Where’s the trust? But, remember; don’t even think about giving some other girl so much as a winkie face. Got it?
3. Don’t ignore your girl’s texts.
If you are playing Call of Duty you better pause and reply to your girl’s message immediately. It only takes a couple of seconds to text, “playin cod. brb”. It’s totally worth getting a virtual cap in your ass, as opposed to the very real one you will get if you wait until your game is over to reply.
4. Don’t let it go to voicemail when she is returning a missed call from you.
Girls are busy and sometimes miss calls. When they get around to calling you back, answer the damn phone. They know you are just playing a stupid game and punishing them for not answering when you called them.
5. Don’t get into fights.
If some other guy is trying to move in on your girl, don’t punch the guy. Omg! She was just talking to him. You freaking caveman.
6. Don’t let other people be disrespectful to her.
If your friends or cousin say something disrespectful to your girl, you better stand up for her. A real man doesn’t stand idly by while his girl is being insulted. It’s ok to come to blows as long as it’s in her honor.
7. Don’t “like” other girls on Facebook.
Check your status, you already have a girlfriend. Don’t blow up some slut’s notification. The space on your wall is reserved for your girl only.
8. Don’t start drama on Facebook or Twitter.
Just because some guy makes a comment on your girl’s page is no reason for you to start a Twitter war. It’s embarrassing. Besides, he’s just a friend.
9. Don’t blow her off to hang out with your friends.
If you’re busy with your friends all the time, then you have no time for your girl. She just wants to see you and spend time with you. If you never see each other, what’s the point in dating?
10. Don’t just say “ok” when your girl says she’s fine.
When you ask your girl if something is wrong and she says, “I’m fine,” or “Nothing.” Don’t just say, “Ok.” You should keep asking. Besides, if you really cared she wouldn’t have to tell you. You would know what’s bothering her… you inconsiderate pig.
This post gave me cancer.
As a girl, this is actually the dumbest thing I’ve read.
