The Five Types of Drunk Friends We Have In College

1. The one who cries….about everything.

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This friend will throw back glasses of wine, only to be wiping away tears later. It could be about anything from their ex, to missing home, to that grade they got on that calculus test. Good thing we know just how to console them…with more wine.

2. The one who just gets angry.

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This friend will get mad at inanimate objects, and probably cuss out a trashcan thinking it’s their ex that never returns their calls or texts. It’s okay though, we still love them…and filling them in on how they acted the night before.

3. The Sloppy Drunk.

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This friend is just that…f***ing sloppy. They can barely stand up on their own, have probably taken a spill or two at the bar, and are more than likely on a first name basis with the bouncer who is about to throw them out at the end of the night, but hey, we all have those nights.

4. The Daredevil.

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This friend will probably be the one trying to climb to the top of that crane next to the apartment building they’re working on near your house. All it takes is a little bit of liquor to make this friend think they’re invincible…when we know they’re not. This friend normally gives a whole new meaning to Spring Break…as in breaking things/body parts.

5. The one who loses everything. No, literally.

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This friend is always so hard to stay in touch with because they lose everything when they’re drunk. Their phone, their debit card, their keys…their mind; you name it. This friend has probably lost it at one point.

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