A local student at a college in North Dakota decided to submit his viral story, find out what happens.
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College is a place where you are supposed to learn and have fun. Students often party and have crazy and wild sex, but too much of it can do harm. A professor is someone who wants students to succeed in life (well sometimes it depends). If a student is failing exams and not getting good grades in the classroom, the professor will ultimately have no choice but to fail the student.. right? Well that depends, because sometimes it doesn’t matter what grades you get. What matters is how effective your whole package is, and yes I am talking about the package from down low.
Dr. Shiela Catanio, a professor of health at a undisclosed community college in North Dakota teaches the students in the classroom a little differently than most professors. Have you ever had a professor that walks into the classroom with tight sweatpants on (showing off her buttocks at the perfect angle)? Have you ever had a professor walk into the classroom with cleavage showing (the type of cleavage you would see in a porno movie)? Well personally I haven’t, but many students have said that Dr. Catanio does this DAILY. I mean DAILY, can you imagine? She is supposed to be a professor of health, not a professor that promotes erections and loads of work (you know what I mean).
Why do they say alll the time FEMALES DON’T WANT SEX AS MUCH AS GUYS? Females don’t have the raging hormones and chemicals right? NONSENSE!! Why do I hear all the time, female teacher caught doing __________, ?Female teacher caught giving _________? Many female teachers out there have become teachers to teach how good they are in the bedroom I suppose.. right?!
A male student in the classroom (Christopher Jones) was not doing too great in school. It had been a rough year for him. A standout football player with talent soon saw his way out of college, until he met Dr. Catanio.
“Christopher you are failing out of school and I hate to see you do this to yourself, you need help, she said.”
Yeah we know what kind of help he got, as two local students saw the professor give oral sex to Christopher by the chalkboard. It was reported to the dean, and Dr. Catanio is on probation. Wow, couldn’t Dr. Catanio just invite him over her house? She wouldn’t have got so dusty from the chalk too. On the other hand, Jones got pretty lucky. They couldn’t prove that he was the male who was seduced. It doesn’t get any better than that for Jones.. an athlete, free pleasure from the ladies (especially his professor), and no suspension from college. Way to go Jones, you are on your way to victory.
By the way.. this actually happened (I am his friend) 
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