It’s a Dane eat Dane world out here. We have way more than 99 problems but here are five of the most annoying ones.
1) Construction
FOR THE LOVE BOB FORD CAN WE NOT BE BUILDING SOMETHING NEW FOR 5 MINUTES!?
2) Being Rejected From the Bull
“What do you mean two forms of ID? I’m actually twenty-one! I shouldn’t need more than this one!”
3) No Library Outlets
You see the one remaining outlet with reasonable seating. You spot another person who is eyeing the same outlet. Your eyes lock and the race is on. Winner gets to charge, loser has to continue their search.
4) CDTA Sucks
“I’ll be fine, the driver clearly sees me running to catch this bus. They’ll wait another few seconds. Wait why are the doors closing? Wait why is the bus moving? What the hell I’m right here!!”
5) UAlbany News Center
Please stop sending an email every single day of the week. You an only get away with that if you offer the option to UNSUBSCRIBE. Please and thank you.
A jack-of-all-trades that’s trying to master one.
Physics major at the University of Albany.
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