30 TSM’s all Sorority Girls are Guilty of:
1. You’ve always been into crafting, or you’ve at least always had some talent for it. You were the kid with the homemade macaroni jewelry.
2. The words “project” and “glitter” are nearly synonymous.
3. You’ve contemplated buying cheer hair bows even though you’re not a cheerleader.
4. When it comes to accessories, the shinier the better.
5. You look for an excuse to get dressed up.
6. You can bro the f*ck out, but you can also hang with the girls.
7. You own a pair of Sperry’s.
8. Lilly Pulitzer is your favorite designer. Lilly > Vera.
9. You plan your Halloween costume months in advance. And by “costume” you mean “sexy little getup I can’t wear out any other day.”
10. You know the Greek alphabet perhaps even better than the English alphabet
11. You don’t need a connection to get into a party, but you know enough frat bros that you could get in anywhere if you had to try
12. You live for Wine Wednesdays. Or…really anything that involves wine.
13. Good looking snapchat selfies are your mating call
14. You have a spirit animal
15. You enjoy philanthropy. Helping others gets you pumped.
16. You read Seventeen magazine when you were younger than 17, and graduated to Cosmopolitan when you were 17
17. You have a favorite fraternity
18. You’ve been to more formals than you can count
19. And now you’re always on the lookout for a formal dress, no matter how far in advance.
20. You’ve said something, stopped, and realized you’re turning into your big.
21. You’ve perfected the art of the little black dress
22. You consider daging a sport
23. Dorm life? No. House life? Yes.
24. You have some sort of emotional attachment to the song Timber
25. You’ve questioned why Zac Efron and Dave Franco are not your Greek neighbors
26. Admit it: you judge others based on what sorority/fraternity they’re in. Each has its own reputation.
27. Two words: Diet Coke
28. You have at least one Instagram of you and your sisters at the beach doing a sorority pose captioned “throw what ya know”
29. Most of your items are monogrammed
30. You adore your big/little, and you’ve announced it to the world via social media.
