20 Ways You Know You’re a Florida Gator

Every­one knows Gainesville’s Uni­ver­sity of Florida. Sports fans rec­og­nize it for cham­pi­onship level ath­let­ics. Researchers rec­og­nize it for its excel­lent facil­i­ties and staff. Pro­fes­sors rec­og­nize it as the “ivy league of the south.” How­ever, those are all the easy facts. Here are 20 things that only true Florida Gators understand:

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1. You know right goes over left

2. You get a UFPD alert about a bur­glary fol­lowed by another alert a few min­utes later that the guy hasn’t been caught

3. When you find a way to get to Satchel’s– no mat­ter the con­di­tions– for the amaz­ing pizza

4. Archer Road is equiv­a­lent to Orlando’s Inter­na­tional Drive

5. When you are intel­lec­tu­ally supe­rior to EVERY FSU STUDENT EVER.

6. You live close to the Stu­dent Rec & Fit­ness Cen­ter, but you’d rather make the trip to the SW gym

7. Mid­night Cook­ies is THE place to buy cook­ies. Screw Sub­way cookies.

8. Dri­ving on game day is com­plete mad­ness. If you want to get some­where quickly, the safest bet is walking.

9. When it’s impos­si­ble to avoid peo­ple bom­bard­ing you with fly­ers in front of Turlington

10. You could sur­vive on Bento and Mochi

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