14) Soccer is more popular than football – even if we don’t beat UCSB
13) Everyone owns either Birkenstocks or Patagonia/North Face gear
12) WOW is the only time freshman guys can get into parties
11) Sigma Kappa’s seem to all have nipple piercings
10) You always shit on Cal Poly Pomona even though there is no need to justify it, because everyone knowsCal Poly SLO is better than most UCs