1. You know everyone
2. You know everyone’s business
3. News travels fast- Sam went to the bar with Mike and left with Nick- This all happened at 2:30a.m. (oooh scandy) You found this out at 2:35a.m. via your friend group chat
4. Roughly 9 out of every 10 guys plays a sport- Welcome to the D3 life
5. Walking into the dining hall is comparable to looking at the cafeteria diagram from Mean Girls. Baseball players at the long tables to the right, and football players at the tables to the left.
6. You’re on a first name basis with the dining hall employees (Hey Larry)
7. Your professors actually know your name and if you’re skipping
8. You know your class president
9. It takes roughly five minutes to get to class
10. You consider your cab driver to be your friend (especially since his name is all over your call history)
11. You even know the bouncers at the bars you go to
12. You leave your phone and keys at the table while getting food in the dining hall because you put way too much trust is everyone
13. When someone mentions someone you don’t know, then they say, “The girl who did this…” and you automatically know who they’re talking about
14. Your biggest class only has 40 people in it
15. Finding an open treadmill at the gym is nearly impossible
16. You recognize your classmates at parties (even if they don’t recognize you… awkward)
17. You take the shuttle to go to different buildings that are in walking distance
18. There’s a 99.9% chance you will see the boy or girl you hooked up with Saturday night in the dining hall Sunday morning
19. Most of the population has never heard of you college
