15 signs you go to Augustana College

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1.       You know the dif­fi­culty of pick­ing the best meal plan to ensure you enough meals and Viking bucks to last you until finals. And is it really worth it to eat at the CSL because you never know what the food is going to taste like?

2.       The small heart­break when you walk into the CC and see the empty din­ing hall and where Fresh­ens used to be. WHY AUGIE, WHY?!

3.       When you hear peo­ple talk about still hav­ing princess tray’s and you want to punch them in the face because you never thought about tak­ing one before they got rid of all the trays.

4.       You have been to La Ranch on sev­eral occa­sions because you know it is the best Mex­i­can food around.

5.       You have debated call­ing ACES because you don’t want to have to wait around for 45 min­utes to an hour. Or you have tried to call and it takes 45 min­utes to an hour to get ahold of them.

6.       You have woken up or got­ten out of class with at least 30 emails from group announcements.

7.       You have either jumped in the slough or are plan­ning to do it before you graduate.

8.       The hatred you have for the fresh­man that get to live in Swan­son while you are stuck in Andreen look­ing at them with their glo­ri­ous air conditioning.

9.       You finally have the acronyms down! That is until they change OSL to OSA and then therese the CSL, MCO, SLPB, MPB, GSASGA….

10.   Get­ting excited for cam­pus visit day’s because you know the food in the CSL mag­i­cally gets better.

11.   You know that the term “panty raid” orig­i­nated at Augie… Thanks OZOs.

12.   The annoy­ance you get with the brave rac­coons and evil black squir­rels that seem to be at every cor­ner wait­ing to attack.

13.   You are part of Greek Life, and if you aren’t you wish you had an invite to all the closed par­ties because let’s face it; win­ter term sucks if you are a GDI.

14.   Hat­ing the Dean for send­ing out an email say­ing they will not can­cel school the cold­est day of the year to have your hope in human­ity restored when you received the email can­celling school. Your liver hated you that night.

15.   You have awk­wardly pet one of the Viking Pups as you walked past it.

 

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