12 Signs You Have a Drunk Eating Problem (Con’t)

7. You have almost burned down your apartment making drunk food. Remembering to take stuff out of the oven is hard. Especially when you keep passing out on the couch.

8. You have come home blackout, made a bunch of food (or ordered it), but fell asleep before getting to eat it (or answer the phone call from Dominos). The amount of times I have woken up next to a full bowl of Annie’s mac and cheese is not okay. Also, the amount of times I’ve found uneaten french fries on top of my stove is not okay. After this happens, I’m never sure what I feel more of the next day — a hangover… or regret that I missed out on AND WASTED good food. Ugh, it’s back to kale now.

9. Alcohol is the reason you can’t lose weight. But not because you drink so much of it… Because once you start drinking, you can’t stop eating. Can you imagine how *thin* you would be if you didn’t drink? Can you?!?!

10. You have bought easy mac just so you will have it at home to eat when drunk. Like, you would never eat that stuff in sober reality. Gross. But when drunk? ALLLLLL THE EASY MAC.

11. When you’re out and know you have leftovers in the fridge at home, you literally think about them all night. You can’t have fun at the bar when you’re having FOMO about the pasta in your fridge from last night. But you had to go out, or you wouldn’t have an excuse to eat it.

12. Sometimes you wonder if the only reason you like getting drunk is because it’s your excuse to eat literally everything. Calories don’t count when you’re drunk. Right? Right.

VIA ForeverTwentySomethings.com

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