We all party pretty hard.If you are hosting a party, the next day when you wake up there is usually a large mess that you don’t feel like cleaning up. One of the best/funniest things about the clean up process is finding all these terrible things in your place and you had no idea any of this was happening while you were taking shots and/or taking pulls out the handle.
1. Puke all over the place.
a. I hate that ishh. There is a toilet bowl for a reason. If you can’t make it there at least try to get to a sink or trash can. Don’t puke in my shower/tub. Don’t puke on my couch. Don’t puke on walls. If you do run into this type of situation, CLEAN IT THE F**K UP! K thanks.
b. A friend of mine said he found puke inside some paraphernalia. Yea that’s awkward.
2. Random Clothing
a. That’s gross.
b. Why’d you take it off in the first place? Did I say you could do anything else but use the restroom in my room? No? Did you ask if you could have a few moments in the room with a hook up or boyfriend? Noooooo. Keep your clothes on.
c. If this is in the pool, and you are losing your bikini bottoms or swim shorts…maybe invest in a new one that actually fits.
3. Used condoms
a. THROW THAT AWAY! For the love of God just throw it away. No way will I be throwing that out with my bare hands. I’m going to have to find some gloves or use a bunch of napkins to pick it up. Just be respectful. Also don’t throw it into the toilet. That’s just rude.
4. Someone’s cellphone
a. Nowadays everyone has a phone security lock on it. If I can’t figure out who’s it is then there is a problem. Better be contacting me on social media within a day or best believe I will sell it or chuck it up in a blender. (PIKE @ ASU did that to a girl’s cellphone). Snooze ya lose.
5. Open bottles or beer unfinished
a. This is bad because I would have gladly drank this at a later time…aka now.
6. Tampons
a. KEEP THAT AT HOME! Go somewhere else with them. Was that why you were so bitchy last night? Hormonal weirdo. (Male point of view)
7. Body parts
a. Yes there are many odd things that happen at parties, sometimes you go to hard and lose a finger. If you’ve lost a part of your body, aka teeth/finger/toe, you should reevaluate your actions and life choices.
8. Blood on…
a. Walls…when did the murder take place because I am freaking out!!
b. Ceiling…uhh how did that get there?
9. Someone passed out
a. In their own urine or puke. Oh lordy. What do I do? Why did your friends leave you here in the first place? Please wake up and never return.
10. Your drugs
a. I don’t need that here. I get high off life!:D
Dance major who cant sit still. Find me dancing or groovin in the library while my sisters study diligently. Party all day and night while getting A’s.
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