10 Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind When You’re Hungover

We’ve all been there (and if you’re trying to say you haven’t and you never get hangovers, I laugh at your denial) those mornings when you wake up and you just want to slowly die in the sheets that are consuming your entire drunken body. Here’s a nice little list of the notions that most likely cross your mind while laying in bed, or not, the next morning. 

10. At least I made it to a bed, right?

9. Do I even want to look in the mirror…

8. My throat feels like the Sahara.

7. Where’s the toilet? I feel like puking my brains out.

6. Where did I go last night?

5. My entire body feels like a 84 year old slowly decaying.

4. Go back to sleep, Sun! We get it – you’re bright as fuck.

3. The mere thought of drinking makes me want to vom in my mouth.

2. I think I might be drunk still.

1. So, this is what death feels like. 

Peace.

Mads

Just your not-so-average twenty something trying to navigate this crazy thing called life. I am not a dentist (wanted to clarify that). I do, however, have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Netflix and Hockey.

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