10 Reasons why being in a Sorority is like being a “Real Housewife”

1. Real Housewives know how to throw a party.

Teresa

(…and they’re usually themed. #Socials)

2. They get to hangout with their best friends all the time…

Vicki

(Seriously, sign me up. What’s a better job than getting paid to hangout with your best friends (and frenemies)?!)

3. They have great taste in music.

Gretchen

(Add Beyonce and Lady Gaga to that list and I’m sold.)

4. They have regrets just like the best of us…

Teresa 2

(We all remember that one party…or don’t remember it…same thing.)

5. They know how to be fashionably late.

Kim

(No one wants to get to a frat party too early…)

6. They understand the fitness struggle. (Especially right before Away Weekend.)

Brandi

7. They know how to resolve conflicts.

trash

(This is a very useful life skill…since we can’t have lunches all the time to resolve issues.)

8. Sometimes, they just “can’t”.

cant

(I’ve found this is a good explanation when you don’t want to get into a long drawn out rant in the Chapter room…)

9. They know how to make an entrance.

bitches

(How everyone secretly feels when walking into chapter…)

10. Last but not least, they know just how important snapping is.

snaps

(You get a snap, and you get a snap, and you get a snap!)

 

 

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