1. How to drink tequila.
(I’ve seriously never seen anyone drink more Patron.)
2. How to paint a cooler for Away Weekend.
(This is a skill every sorority girl must master in their college career.)
3. How to get over an ex. Quickly. With alcohol consumption.
(Disclaimer: Wine can be crying juice.)
4. How to pick the most perfect little.
(I mean, she already did.)
5. How to pick a perfect formal dress.
(Rent The Runway saves lives…and mental breakdowns.)
6. The perfect hangover cure.
(Forget the calories, the nausea and headaches are worse than any BodyPump you’ll have to do after.)
7. How to pack an entire drawer full of t-shirts.
(Let’s be honest, you can never have too many.)
8. How to flirt with the bouncer so he let us into the bar.
(Low cut shirts work pretty much every time.)
9. How to make the best shot books for 21st Birthdays.
(If it’s not embarrassing you’re doing it wrong.)
10. Most importantly; how to be the perfect combination of “classy and sassy”, because well behaved women rarely make history.
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