10 Funniest Yik Yak’s Of All Time

1. “When you take a ten minute study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year.”

 

2. “Curves on women are nice, but curves on final exams are better.”

 

3. “HUGE TURN ON: When people smell good and are hot. Sometimes spicy. Wrapped in tin foil. Are actually burritos.”

 

4.”I knew I was fucked with the Asian guy next to me said “shit” during the exam.”

 

5. “Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.”

 

6. “I only need a 357.55% on my next test to get an A in the class #hookem.”

7. “How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change it, 2 to take pictures, and 54 to make t-shirts of the event.”

8. “When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.”

 

9. “Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings.”

10. “Sorority girls travel in odd-numbered packs because they can’t even.”

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