1. THE DADDY’S GIRL
She goes to school for fashion or art, doesn’t have a job and lives in a beautiful UES apartment that her parents pay for. You’ll most likely see her alongside her crew of besties dripping in designer clothes at a table that is complementary of Daddy’s black card.
2. THE ASPIRING “MODEL”
She came to NYC in hopes of becoming the new face of Chanel or NYFW’s next big runway model. However, she’s only managed to get signed with a lower tier agency and work isn’t that steady so she’s resorted to living in a model house rent-free in exchange for going out to the club with promoters every night.
3. BLACKOUT BARBIE
She’s downing her drinks twice as fast as everyone else and keeps asking everyone at the table if they want take shots. She’ll swear she’s not even drunk through slurred words, then throw up in the bathroom and upon returning, kick off her shoes and pass out on the couch before someone sends her stumbling, sloppy self home in a cab.
4. THE BOTTLE RAT
The first question you will hear her ask is “ Do you have a table?”. She’ll be super friendly and fun while the drinks are flowing but as soon as the bottle runs dry, she will mysteriously disappear in search of a new table full of guys to use for free drinks.
5. THE GROUPIE
Her one and only goal of the night is to end up in the DJ booth. You’ll find her strategically placed to the left of the stage slowly inching her way closer and closer to the to the DJ as the night progresses. She has no shame and will drop any name to socially climb her way within a 5-foot radius of the talent.
6. THE ADDICT
This girl will seem happy at first but then begin to ask you if you like to party, or if you’ve seen her missing friend molly. Then before you know it, she’ll either disappear to the bathroom for a while or if she’s feeling extra bold, snort some type of white substance right off the table.
7. THE INSTAGRAMMER
Like the addict, this girl also has a substance abuse problem; except her choice of drug is social media. She will spend the night shoving her camera phone into as many unsuspecting bystanders as possible in an attempt to prove that she actually has a social life by uploading a million Instagram pics.
8. THE SELFIE QUEEN
While slightly less offensive than the Instagrammer, the Selfie Queen is determined to snap the perfect upload of herself for the world to see. She will sit at the table and continuously blind you with her strobe light series of camera flash until the desired selfie is achieved. For an extra classy backdrop, she might head to the ladies room to snap a selfie bathroom mirror pic.
9. THE DANCER
The Blackout Barbie and the Addict often transform into the Dancer as the night progresses. Regardless of what is going on around her, all this girl wants to do is dance her heart out in a sloppy and particularly embarrassing manner. If that’s not bad enough, oftentimes this free spirit will have ditched her shoes before hitting the dance floor. Gross.
10. THE COUGAR
You’ll find this seasoned nightlife veteran on the prowl at bar of a swanky club scene. She’ll be wearing a dress that is a few inches too short with a plunging neckline and will shamelessly attempt to buy any cute guy around her a drink…as long as he’s at least 20-years-younger than her.
By: Kaylin Pound
